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Junii Brasovului

Linux in your browser

http://bellard.org/jslinux/

Fabrice Bellard, the initiator of the QEMU emulator, wrote a PC emulator in JavaScript. You can now boot Linux in your browser, provided it is recent enough (Firefox 4 and Google Chrome 11 are reported to work).”

Hypnosis – Rapirea (Brasov, 2011)

Cavalerii Cetatilor Barsei si trupa Hypnosis – Etnovember 2010, Brasov

Mary Roach: 10 things you didn’t know about orgasm

Top funny source code comments

via: cobaia.net

//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16
//


//somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Logic screen
//somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass

// drunk, fix later

// Magic. Do not touch.

/*
* OK; before you read the following code know what I am trying to do.
* I needed to get the list of child catagories from the root node so that
* the root node didn't appear in the selection box. But for some stupid
* fucking reason the stupid fucking DBA wont let me access the items using
* indices and I instead have to use their stupid fucking Iterator
* implementation. So there.
*/
$firstList = $this->getRootNode()->getChildren();
foreach ($firstList as $node)
{
$nodes = $node->getChildren();
break; // wtf?
}


// if i ever see this again i'm going to start bringing guns to work

//hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)

/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/

// TODO: Fix this. Fix what?

// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

// I will give you two of my seventy-two virgins if you can fix this.

options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

//Dear future me. Please forgive me.
//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.

double penetration; // ouch

//I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.

/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me
* Fiddle with me, and youll spend many a sleppless
* night cursing the moment you thought you be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood that I was doing
//Now, God only knows

Brăila

Brăila este cartierul rău famat al Galaţiului.

Există un conflict etern între cele două oraşe cauzat de faptul că gălăţencele sunt extraordinar de curve şi brăilencele şi mai curve.
[…]
Însă e bine să ai măcar un prieten brăilean, pentru că toate ilegalităţile din ţara asta se mişcă pe baza unor brăileni. Dacă spre exemplu la 12 noaptea ai nevoie să scapi de un cadavru, suni un prieten brăilean. Evident, prietenul tău brăilean va fi ofensat pentru că tu ai impresia că se ocupă de debarasat cadavre dar, dacă îl iei frumos îţi va zice că are el un prieten/văr din Brăila care se ocupă cu chestia asta şi că o să-l sune el dar trebuie să-i zici câte kile are cadavrul, ca să ştie ăla ce fel de covor să aducă. Şi asta pentru că toţi se cunosc între ei şi sunt peste tot. Da, aţi auzit bine, peste tot. Chiar şi sub chiuveta de la bucătărie s-ar putea să aveţi un brăilean.

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